Starsquatch: Bigfoot on Mars

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Still ever elusive on planet Earth, we have the first Bigfoot sighting on Mars, our buzzing sister planet. As the Mars Rover treads the red rock spread, more and more highly detailed photos are beaming back to NASA home base. And they just picked up our first “StarSquatch.”

With the revelation that there may be water on Mars, the topic of Red Planet life is gaining momentum. With life comes Bigfoot sightings, of course. Leap-frogging single cell-organisms, believers have found a StarSquatch in these Mars images. Or at least a rockpile shaped like an ape.

But, are there really martians? And could Bigfoot be one of them? Does a Bigfoot sighting on Mars prove the creature’s ability to travel inter-dimensionally?

What could StarSquatch Be?

Many believe in Bigfoot’s ability to travel through space and time as something of an omnipresent being. Witnesses sometimes describe coming across portals in random wooded areas as well as known paranormal hotspots with many Bigfoot sightings, like the Skinwalker Ranch in Utah. Many of these areas also appear along Earth “ley lines”, or alignments of ancient monuments, sacred sites, and geographical wonders. Notably, Stone Henge, the Great Pyramids, and Machu Picchu would be found on this terrestrial constellation-like map.

The ability to appear at will anytime, anywhere lends credence to the idea Bigfoot could be alien lifeforms. This may also explain accounts of the creatures vanishing before their eyes, and being seen near areas of high UFO activity. For these believers, Bigfoot on Mars is not readily dismissed.


Are Bigfoot Nephilim?

Some believers even subscribe to the idea that Bigfoot are Nephilim, offspring of human women and demons, or fallen angels. According to legends the Nephilim were giants and great purveyors of evil deeds. Perhaps merely an allusion to the great evils men do, the appearance of these ‘fallen ones’ in Genesis 6:5 is immediately followed by the great flood:

5 The Lord saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every cintention of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

6 And the Lord regretted that he had made man on the earth, and it egrieved him to his heart.
7 So the Lord said, “I will blot out man whom I have created from the face of the land, man and animals and creeping things and birds of the heavens, for I am sorry that I have made them.”

Planet-hopping Bigfoots are believable in this celestial description.

What is Matrixing?

Of course, sometimes our imaginations cannot be stopped. Have you ever walked through the woods and pointed out faces in the tree bark? Or identified the shape of Florida in an Animal Cracker? Or seen Bigfoot on Mars

As humans, we love the human form. Especially the face.

Matrixing, or pareidolia, is a visual phenomena of the human brain where people identify common shapes in complex backgrounds or patterns. Seeing faces in trees, rocks, and even on the Moon is an extremely common example. Infants develop facial recognition very early. The human brain is excited by faces. When arranged in a symmetrical fashion, the face is extremely pleasing to us. When there is something off, we are quickly alerted to it.

So instinctively we pick out human shapes in the distance. Rock piles and tree stumps are frequently confused or merely interpreted at first glance of being a human. We are always on the lookout, whether we like it or not.

Whether alien or ancient demigod, this StarSquatch is most definitely filed into my Blobsquatch folder. Matrixing is quite real, and for now, the idea of Bigfoot on Mars will remain just a cool idea for a movie.



Radford, Benjamin. “The Lore and Lure of Ley Lines.” LiveScience. TechMedia Network, 19 Nov. 2013.

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